The disputes are arising, ironically, but predictably, over money. They have something like $500,000 in the bank.

Dwell on that last sentence for a few moments.

A rag-tag populist movement with socialist roots, an ill-defined mission, and an internal policing problem, has a “General Assembly” and a “Finance Committee,” and has raised $500,000 in a few short weeks which they’re keeping in the bank. I’ve got no problem with them keeping their money in a safe place like a bank, but aren’t the bankers and financiers the Worst People in the Their World?

Replacing my RedBull habit with a White Moose (Taken with instagram)

This kids popular. Must have been stopped 75 times about the smart trike. Thanks, nana!

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One obvious problem with the SweetFarts philosophy of education is that it is more suited to producing a generation of barbarians and morons than to raising the sort of men who make good husbands, fathers and professionals. If you keep meeting a boy where he is, he doesn’t go very far.
aewsome:

To answer everyone’s questions:
The bullets in the bandolier are individually capped double shots of Jack Daniels Old No. 7 Tennessee Whiskey.
The vest has twelve 12oz. High Lifes. (The champagne of beers)
The belt has six 16oz. tall boys of Budweiser, or as we call them here in NYC… “Ice colds.”
There are no ice packs or other forms of refrigeration keeping them cold. The whole point is to encourage you to give the beers and shots away before they get hot, thereby making you the life of the party.
Then you go downstairs, refill, and do it again.
PARTY HARD OR DON’T PARTY AT ALL.

aewsome:

To answer everyone’s questions:

  1. The bullets in the bandolier are individually capped double shots of Jack Daniels Old No. 7 Tennessee Whiskey.
  2. The vest has twelve 12oz. High Lifes. (The champagne of beers)
  3. The belt has six 16oz. tall boys of Budweiser, or as we call them here in NYC… “Ice colds.”
  4. There are no ice packs or other forms of refrigeration keeping them cold. The whole point is to encourage you to give the beers and shots away before they get hot, thereby making you the life of the party.
  5. Then you go downstairs, refill, and do it again.
  6. PARTY HARD OR DON’T PARTY AT ALL.

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The Dangers of Text Messaging (via explosm)

My watermelon was terrible so I’ve resorted to water and old-people candy for breakfast.

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Only a few more days, who’s ready?

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Don’t be jealous of the Moose mug.